Dream A Dream

The problem with my dreaming is that it usually happens in stories. Usually, I end up waking up and thinking, "What the hell?" as well. So, this morning, after waking up from a dream consisting of demons, my mother being next to the Queen's best friend after saving the world from an attack and me being stalked by some shadow-like creature, and all of these things somehow working together into a very detailed story I'll eventually write down someday, I did my usual reach for my dream dictionary to figure it all out.

The only problem is, I need a better dictionary. Anything I tried to look up, it didn't have. And as I started to get frustrated with the whole process, I began to lose what my creative subconcious gave me. Now, I can't even figure out my dreaming life, much less my real one.

In other news, I can honestly say that I hope marijuana never become legal. If it ever does, I don't think I'll ever have kids. And I'll probably never have a significant other, either.

Drug Free is the Way To Be!

Random Fact: The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.