While talking about all of the Wiki-ness, I couldn't help but think of that one person on the internet who's obsessed about his own writing.
Wouldn't it be funny to have that person on the Wiki keep writing everywhere "Stop changing that!!!" and placing things back to how he had them, constantly changing his page because people would continue to change what he's written anyway? It'd first start out as someone just correcting something he'd said, but then it'd turn into this game of pissing him off.
Because, hey, let's face it. Whiny people on the internet are hilarious. They actually think their opinions matter.
Plus, we all know what the kid wanted was attention--he's just getting it back a little more negatively than he thought he would.
Random Fact: Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards.