Ahoy, it be September the 19th o'er here in New Zealand!
That means, swab the decks and go on account already because it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day!
As I sat meself down for a hearty breakfast, it twas sad ter see that I be one o' th' few ter celebrate. Only two have dressed up, as far as I can tell, and everyone else be too into being an adult!
Be adult or child, ye be a pirate at heart!
Given, I am for the peace between these ninjas and pirates, why not celebrate a day when ye can dress as ye like, wear overbearing make-up no one says much about and say "ARR!" or "AYE!" or "Landlubber!"
I be taken upon myself the name I be offered.
Bein' ye all have a good amount until it be the 19th for ye all, why not be more of a cursair by brushin' up on ye talk?
Fair winds, young heathens! And hornswaggle as much swag as ye can carry! Arr!
Random Fact: On the Account -- The piratical life. A man who went "on the account" was turning pirate.